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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

For once, something I can fully agree on.

But I'd rather he get hit by a drunk driver, honestly.

[seduceme]

That could be arranged.

[whosafraidofthe]

When I said "a drunk driver" I meant "not you".

[seduceme]

It is very easy to find drunk drivers and send them hurtling down all sorts of streets in the city. Even more so if you challenge them to hit a target.

[whosafraidofthe]

Seriously, you're not killing Colin. I don't want it on your hands.

I'll wait for some new criminal to start hanging around Mutant Town, conveniently forget to lock the place.

[seduceme]

Please, I have no issues with new blood on my hands.

[whosafraidofthe]

I have an issue with his blood on your hands. You're gonna have to deal with it.

[seduceme]

You're far too attached to your porcine guest.

[whosafraidofthe]

You did say I'm a martyr, didn't you?

No one hates me quite like him.

And about half the district.

[seduceme]

You're touched in the head too, I see, to put up with this then.

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, putting my foot down tends to be a slippery slope to me getting knocked unconscious. Or worse.

I've sent Colin back to the retention facility he's supposed to be at a few times, but he comes back within a day or two. I think they've given up on trying to keep him.

[seduceme]

I could think of a few ways to keep him from coming back for good.

[whosafraidofthe]

Honestly, he'll probably find some way to get around that too. Believe me, I've tried to kill him before too.

[seduceme]

Your guilt-tripping implies you might not have even attempted to be as thorough as you should have.

[whosafraidofthe]

...Well, actually he managed to stop me from killing him pretty effectively.

By nearly killing me.

...A lot of things are backwards that way.

[seduceme]

[The next response takes a long time because Chris actually fell off her couch laughing.]

The PIG nearly killed THE WOLF?

[whosafraidofthe]

It was a low point for me. I bet it's fucking hilarious for you.

[seduceme]

You mean you couldn't hear my laugh from there?

[whosafraidofthe]

I probably did, but I'm assuming for your sake we randomly gained a chicken on campus.

[seduceme]

Are you implying I sound like a chicken when I laugh?

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, not always.

[seduceme]

[Says loudly GO FUCK YOURSELF.]

I trust you heard that?

[whosafraidofthe]

Hey, just stating an observation.

[seduceme]

Charming. No wonder your current living situation involves an abusive pig and no lover.

[whosafraidofthe]

What, I can't tease you back? You spend half your time bringing up me eating people.