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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[text]

[seduceme]

Did you manage to fix your phone?

[text]

[whosafraidofthe]

Don't even talk to me.

MOAN

[seduceme]

Surely it's not THAT bad?

[Bigby's internal sobbing]

[whosafraidofthe]

At least if it was only yours it wouldn't be as invasive and








Don't fucking reply to that.

[so much moaning]

[seduceme]

Why not?

Re: [so much moaning]

[whosafraidofthe]

......

Well I'll give you credit for not already making jokes about it.

[seduceme]

Do the more masculine tones make you realise you've been needing a big, strong man to tame the big bad wolf all along?

[whosafraidofthe]

I

What???

I'm completely straight.

And the last big strong man tamed me by CUTTING MY STOMACH OPEN.

[seduceme]

I'm going to assume that wasn't a euphemism.

At least it's only the voices?

[whosafraidofthe]

It wasn't. He literally cut it open, filled it with stones and sewed it back up.

You say that as if this isn't filthy. Do I even want to know how you managed this?

[seduceme]

You're not THAT stupid, are you?

[Sends him a picture of 'his' own face with one of her telltale black cigarettes perched between the lips.]

[whosafraidofthe]

I didn't realize it's possible to feel this uncomfortable.

[seduceme]

I could have included personalised contact images.

[whosafraidofthe]

Why are you doing this.

[seduceme]

You turned away the date I had so carefully found for you.

[whosafraidofthe]

There was no connection. I'm sorry your stupid plan didn't work.

She wasn't my type.

[seduceme]

She was only meant for sex, and YOU said you didn't wan't a prostitute.

[whosafraidofthe]

Finding me an easy slut was not the answer. I don't fuck anything I don't respect.

[seduceme]

Does the same apply to who you eat?

[whosafraidofthe]

I only ATE people I didn't respect.

I might put you on the menu.

text;

[thirdarrow]

[ Takakage is the only staff member who hasn't had his ringtone changed by Christelle, after he subtly threatened to dissolve her insides. And now that Bigby's phone has been returned to him... ]

Mr. Bigby,

Have you had the chance to fix your phone yet?

text;

[whosafraidofthe]

[God it's great to have at least one text today that doesn't make Collin choke on his booze and laugh at him.]

Not yet. But I'll probably ask Moxxi to fix it for me.

[He is clearly underestimating how much of a pain that will be.]

[seduceme]

Is that a promise?

[thirdarrow]

[ And Takakage is responsible enough to warn him. ]

I am afraid she somewhat shares Christelle's attitude towards men.

Good luck with it.

[whosafraidofthe]

Luck is not what I need with women like them.