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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[seduceme]

You turned away the date I had so carefully found for you.

[whosafraidofthe]

There was no connection. I'm sorry your stupid plan didn't work.

She wasn't my type.

[seduceme]

She was only meant for sex, and YOU said you didn't wan't a prostitute.

[whosafraidofthe]

Finding me an easy slut was not the answer. I don't fuck anything I don't respect.

[seduceme]

Does the same apply to who you eat?

[whosafraidofthe]

I only ATE people I didn't respect.

I might put you on the menu.

[seduceme]

Is that a promise?

[whosafraidofthe]

Sometimes I really can't tell if you're flirting or trying to get killed.

[seduceme]

Could be both.

[whosafraidofthe]

You're going to drive me to drinking.

...More than I already do.

[seduceme]

Somehow, this does little to dissuade me.

You still owe me new stockings.

[whosafraidofthe]

You say that as if I have money to replace them.

[seduceme]

You're an employee at the Xavier Institute. Money should not be an issue.

[whosafraidofthe]

I have a lot of favors to repay.

And property damage to pay for.

And booze to buy.

Most of which gets stored in Collin.

[seduceme]

[A long, long pause, and then:]

You know, I have several lovely recipes based on pork. Nothing would be wasted.

[whosafraidofthe]

And I can think of a few no-cook recipes for annoying women.

You're not cooking Collin.

[seduceme]

I could get rid of the bones too. No one would miss him.

[whosafraidofthe]

You're not making me want to rip you open any less.

[seduceme]

You're not the first. Though I must admit you might be the only one who's felt such sentiment in response to my offering to ridding you of a problem.

[whosafraidofthe]

I owe Collin. I don't owe you anything, and you fucked up my phone.

[seduceme]

If you can't even change your own ringtones, you deserve it.

[whosafraidofthe]

It's a new phone, alright? I'm still getting used to it.

[seduceme]

Consider it incentive to learn faster then.

[whosafraidofthe]

Or you could fix it.

[seduceme]

If you buy me new stockings, I'll consider it.