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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

I like to think I'm well-groomed, but yes.

[seduceme]

Nothing particularly expensive or fine so you don't need to worry about getting them dirty or torn in the line of duty. The tie is just a small nod to what is considered appropriate for your work, possibly a nod to your former status as sheriff. Otherwise, the general ensemble shows a lack of need to impress anyone with your appearance, either because you aren't around that woman you're so fond of, or simply because even if you had someone to impress, you would be at a complete loss as to what to wear.

Chances are you wouldn't bother to dress to imrpess in any case. You're too honest and hardly one for attempting deception.

[whosafraidofthe]

...I'm glad to know I give off the right impression. That's all correct.

...I haven't actually changed how I dress since I got the sheriff job. I guess it would be too weird at this point.

[seduceme]

It suits you in a rather rugged sort of way.

[whosafraidofthe]

You think so?

[seduceme]

I wouldn't have said it if I didn't. Though that shirt with the coffee stain really should be let go, and it wouldn't hurt to add some variety in shirt patterns or colour.

[whosafraidofthe]

That shirt's for emergencies, the rest of them tend to get lost in my apartment.

Or I forget to wash them for weeks.

[seduceme]

Just because you live with a pig doesn't mean you have to start behaving like one.

[whosafraidofthe]

I taught him all he knows.

[seduceme]

So not only do you need a lesson in fashion, you also need one in hygiene.

[whosafraidofthe]

As it turns out, pigs are pretty neat if you give them the supplies.

At least, if I fill the tub for him he bathes. I can't say he helps with messes that much.

[seduceme]

I can't believe you allow your personal guilt to allow a pig to treat you as his doormat.

[whosafraidofthe]

I ate his brothers.

[seduceme]

He's an asshole.

[whosafraidofthe]

You don't

Okay he is.

But I can't change the fact that I owe him.

Or that if I kill him someone will use that against me.

[seduceme]

I could kill him for you, but then you'd owe me dinner?

[whosafraidofthe]

Do not kill Collin.

[seduceme]

You're not fun.

[whosafraidofthe]

I don't like fun that could lead to my friends hating me again.

[seduceme]

Your friends wouldn't hate you because you wouldn't have killed him.

[whosafraidofthe]

"Allowed coworker to kill" sounds just as bad as "killed", especially if you're seriously planning to cook him.

[seduceme]

Cooking him and giving out his meat to the homeless would at least make his death more meaningful.

[whosafraidofthe]

Maybe, but it won't make killing him any less reprehensible.

[seduceme]

Society could benefit with losing some assholes.

[whosafraidofthe]

For once, something I can fully agree on.

But I'd rather he get hit by a drunk driver, honestly.