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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

That shirt's for emergencies, the rest of them tend to get lost in my apartment.

Or I forget to wash them for weeks.

[seduceme]

Just because you live with a pig doesn't mean you have to start behaving like one.

[whosafraidofthe]

I taught him all he knows.

[seduceme]

So not only do you need a lesson in fashion, you also need one in hygiene.

[whosafraidofthe]

As it turns out, pigs are pretty neat if you give them the supplies.

At least, if I fill the tub for him he bathes. I can't say he helps with messes that much.

[seduceme]

I can't believe you allow your personal guilt to allow a pig to treat you as his doormat.

[whosafraidofthe]

I ate his brothers.

[seduceme]

He's an asshole.

[whosafraidofthe]

You don't

Okay he is.

But I can't change the fact that I owe him.

Or that if I kill him someone will use that against me.

[seduceme]

I could kill him for you, but then you'd owe me dinner?

[whosafraidofthe]

Do not kill Collin.

[seduceme]

You're not fun.

[whosafraidofthe]

I don't like fun that could lead to my friends hating me again.

[seduceme]

Your friends wouldn't hate you because you wouldn't have killed him.

[whosafraidofthe]

"Allowed coworker to kill" sounds just as bad as "killed", especially if you're seriously planning to cook him.

[seduceme]

Cooking him and giving out his meat to the homeless would at least make his death more meaningful.

[whosafraidofthe]

Maybe, but it won't make killing him any less reprehensible.

[seduceme]

Society could benefit with losing some assholes.

[whosafraidofthe]

For once, something I can fully agree on.

But I'd rather he get hit by a drunk driver, honestly.

[seduceme]

That could be arranged.

[whosafraidofthe]

When I said "a drunk driver" I meant "not you".

[seduceme]

It is very easy to find drunk drivers and send them hurtling down all sorts of streets in the city. Even more so if you challenge them to hit a target.

[whosafraidofthe]

Seriously, you're not killing Colin. I don't want it on your hands.

I'll wait for some new criminal to start hanging around Mutant Town, conveniently forget to lock the place.

[seduceme]

Please, I have no issues with new blood on my hands.

[whosafraidofthe]

I have an issue with his blood on your hands. You're gonna have to deal with it.