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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

No, with him I'd rather get it over quickly. He whines too much.

I was thinking of my father. I don't think I'd be happy if I took less than a day to kill him.

[seduceme]

If you ever do, make sure to do it some distance from the institute. A nice, quiet cabin in the woods would be quite serviceable, I imagine.

[whosafraidofthe]

Don't worry, he's still living in Europe. But if I got to kill him I'd want to drag him all over his stupid castle. Get his blood everywhere.

I'd probably lose my reputation anyway after all that. But it would be worth it.

[seduceme]

Well. Give me a heads up before you go on your killing spree and your reputation might be salvageable.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'll keep in mind. Maybe you can help me actually make it possible... I've tried it before.

[seduceme]

I'll think about it.

If you buy me new stockings.

[whosafraidofthe]

If you need them that badly.

[seduceme]

Are you suggesting I go WITHOUT? Have you no sense of decency or style?




Actually, forget I bothered to say that last part.

[whosafraidofthe]

I assumed you had more than one pair.

And hey, I can... appreciate fashion.

[seduceme]

Appreciate, yes. Understand and assess? Unlikely.

[whosafraidofthe]

...I can't argue with that.

[seduceme]

Best not to.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm a werewolf, wearing human clothes well isn't high on my priorities.

[seduceme]

Even werewolves can have taste.

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, my taste is 'whatever's comfortable'. You might have noticed.

[You know from his ten shirts and ties that look exactly the same. Except one of them has a coffee stain.]

[seduceme]

Impossible not to, I'm afraid.

[whosafraidofthe]

It's not like it affects anything. Nothing I wear's gonna make anyone trust me any more or less.

[seduceme]

True, but clothing says a lot about a person. It's what makes fashion-conscious people effective at espionage, I've noticed.

[whosafraidofthe]

I guess you have a point.

What does my fashion say about me, then?

[seduceme]

Beyond letting the world know you don't care about personal appearance?

[whosafraidofthe]

I like to think I'm well-groomed, but yes.

[seduceme]

Nothing particularly expensive or fine so you don't need to worry about getting them dirty or torn in the line of duty. The tie is just a small nod to what is considered appropriate for your work, possibly a nod to your former status as sheriff. Otherwise, the general ensemble shows a lack of need to impress anyone with your appearance, either because you aren't around that woman you're so fond of, or simply because even if you had someone to impress, you would be at a complete loss as to what to wear.

Chances are you wouldn't bother to dress to imrpess in any case. You're too honest and hardly one for attempting deception.

[whosafraidofthe]

...I'm glad to know I give off the right impression. That's all correct.

...I haven't actually changed how I dress since I got the sheriff job. I guess it would be too weird at this point.

[seduceme]

It suits you in a rather rugged sort of way.

[whosafraidofthe]

You think so?