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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

I assumed you had more than one pair.

And hey, I can... appreciate fashion.

[seduceme]

Appreciate, yes. Understand and assess? Unlikely.

[whosafraidofthe]

...I can't argue with that.

[seduceme]

Best not to.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm a werewolf, wearing human clothes well isn't high on my priorities.

[seduceme]

Even werewolves can have taste.

[whosafraidofthe]

Well, my taste is 'whatever's comfortable'. You might have noticed.

[You know from his ten shirts and ties that look exactly the same. Except one of them has a coffee stain.]

[seduceme]

Impossible not to, I'm afraid.

[whosafraidofthe]

It's not like it affects anything. Nothing I wear's gonna make anyone trust me any more or less.

[seduceme]

True, but clothing says a lot about a person. It's what makes fashion-conscious people effective at espionage, I've noticed.

[whosafraidofthe]

I guess you have a point.

What does my fashion say about me, then?

[seduceme]

Beyond letting the world know you don't care about personal appearance?

[whosafraidofthe]

I like to think I'm well-groomed, but yes.

[seduceme]

Nothing particularly expensive or fine so you don't need to worry about getting them dirty or torn in the line of duty. The tie is just a small nod to what is considered appropriate for your work, possibly a nod to your former status as sheriff. Otherwise, the general ensemble shows a lack of need to impress anyone with your appearance, either because you aren't around that woman you're so fond of, or simply because even if you had someone to impress, you would be at a complete loss as to what to wear.

Chances are you wouldn't bother to dress to imrpess in any case. You're too honest and hardly one for attempting deception.

[whosafraidofthe]

...I'm glad to know I give off the right impression. That's all correct.

...I haven't actually changed how I dress since I got the sheriff job. I guess it would be too weird at this point.

[seduceme]

It suits you in a rather rugged sort of way.

[whosafraidofthe]

You think so?

[seduceme]

I wouldn't have said it if I didn't. Though that shirt with the coffee stain really should be let go, and it wouldn't hurt to add some variety in shirt patterns or colour.

[whosafraidofthe]

That shirt's for emergencies, the rest of them tend to get lost in my apartment.

Or I forget to wash them for weeks.

[seduceme]

Just because you live with a pig doesn't mean you have to start behaving like one.

[whosafraidofthe]

I taught him all he knows.

[seduceme]

So not only do you need a lesson in fashion, you also need one in hygiene.

[whosafraidofthe]

As it turns out, pigs are pretty neat if you give them the supplies.

At least, if I fill the tub for him he bathes. I can't say he helps with messes that much.

[seduceme]

I can't believe you allow your personal guilt to allow a pig to treat you as his doormat.

[whosafraidofthe]

I ate his brothers.