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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[whosafraidofthe]

Well it's better than all of your sadism.

[seduceme]

Oh no, you shot me through the heart!

[whosafraidofthe]

I could come and bite you instead.

I've still got half a mind to get some clawmarks on you.

[seduceme]

Kinky.

[whosafraidofthe]

Seriously?

...I'm not even going to argue with that anymore. Sex joke away.

[seduceme]

You can't honestly tell me you've never bitten or scratched your partner during sex?

[whosafraidofthe]

I have. But it usually ends in sex stopping and her being rushed to the emergency room.

[seduceme]

Point taken. I suppose you'd have to be the one receiving said lovebites then.

[whosafraidofthe]

It goes a lot better when I'm the passive party, yes.

[seduceme]

No wonder you're a masochist.

[whosafraidofthe]

I assume it's better than me being a sadist.

[seduceme]

You're too soft to be one anyway.

[whosafraidofthe]

I still kill people if it's helpful.

Or if I get really angry.

...It should probably bother me more than it does.

[seduceme]

To be a sadistic killer requires skill, time, and the patience to draw things out.

You're about as slow to kill as a freigh train.

[whosafraidofthe]

That makes me bloodthirsty, not soft.

I've been called sadistic before, though. Mostly because I tortured a man for answers.

Turned out he wasn't the guy I needed, but it was... Satisfying.

I guess, though, that there's only one person I really want to drag it out for.

[seduceme]

I suppose it would be foolish of me to hope it's that pig of a roommate you have?

[whosafraidofthe]

No, with him I'd rather get it over quickly. He whines too much.

I was thinking of my father. I don't think I'd be happy if I took less than a day to kill him.

[seduceme]

If you ever do, make sure to do it some distance from the institute. A nice, quiet cabin in the woods would be quite serviceable, I imagine.

[whosafraidofthe]

Don't worry, he's still living in Europe. But if I got to kill him I'd want to drag him all over his stupid castle. Get his blood everywhere.

I'd probably lose my reputation anyway after all that. But it would be worth it.

[seduceme]

Well. Give me a heads up before you go on your killing spree and your reputation might be salvageable.

[whosafraidofthe]

I'll keep in mind. Maybe you can help me actually make it possible... I've tried it before.

[seduceme]

I'll think about it.

If you buy me new stockings.

[whosafraidofthe]

If you need them that badly.

[seduceme]

Are you suggesting I go WITHOUT? Have you no sense of decency or style?




Actually, forget I bothered to say that last part.

[whosafraidofthe]

I assumed you had more than one pair.

And hey, I can... appreciate fashion.