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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[seduceme]

If you buy me new stockings, I'll consider it.

[whosafraidofthe]

You don't deserve new stockings.

[seduceme]

Then you don't deserve my help.

[whosafraidofthe]

I didn't do anything to deserve this.

[seduceme]

Yes you did, you turned away my efforts to help you with your anger management.

[whosafraidofthe]

Excuse me for not thinking that using a woman is going to help anything.

[seduceme]

It might have helped you actually relax for once and, oh, I don't know, enjoy yourself.

[whosafraidofthe]

It's just someone else paying for my needs that shouldn't have to.

[seduceme]

Surely you're not so terrible in bed that the girl wouldn't have enjoyed herself?

[whosafraidofthe]

I'm not discussing this with you.

Besides, like I said before, she's

She's not the type of woman I go for.

Blond bimbos aren't exactly my thing.

[seduceme]

You prefer redheads?

[whosafraidofthe]

Black hair, actually. And business suits.

[...He feels he has made a mistake.]

[seduceme]

[A LONG pause.]

Oh really?

[whosafraidofthe]

Don't read anything into that.

[seduceme]

Difficult not to, but I'll let the matter drop for now.

[whosafraidofthe]

Just... don't mention it again. Or think about it. Please.

[seduceme]

If I tell you not to think about elephants, you think about elephants. It's inevitable.

At least now I know what kind of woman to find you in future.

[whosafraidofthe]

I can find women on my own just fine.

[seduceme]

Yes, but you don't and then you take out your aggression on everyone else.

[whosafraidofthe]

Maybe it's just hard for me to talk to the women I like.

[seduceme]

You mean there are actually women you like beyond the one you refuse to make a move on? I'm stunned.

[whosafraidofthe]

Har har.

It's mostly just her and

...It's mostly just her.

[seduceme]

Is she married?

[whosafraidofthe]

No. Just too good for me.

And currently my best friend.

And the one who legally keeps me out of jail.

It wouldn't be smart to confess to her.

[seduceme]

Stuff and nonsense.