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[whosafraidofthe]

BIGBY'S CELLPHONE


Ringtone: Wolf Among Us Theme

Text Message Sound: Custom moans for staff (courtesy of Christelle) and default beeps for everyone else.

Voice Mail Message:
"This is Bigby Wolf. If it's an emergency, call 911. You'll get help faster. Otherwise, leave a message or call back later."



BIGBY'S HOUSE PHONE
(Old fashion rotary dial phone. Pictures will come when dreamwidth isn't having a drunken fight with mobile safari.)

Ringtone: Old fashioned ringing.

Answering Machine Message: "This is Bigby Wolf. I'm not at home and I rarely check this answering machine. Either try my cellphone, or call 911 if it's an emergency."


Note: Collin may occasionally respond instead of Bigby and I am treating him as a personal NPC since I don't see him fitting into the theme of the game. You may note if you definitely do not want Collin's shenanigans.

Comments

[seduceme]

Do the more masculine tones make you realise you've been needing a big, strong man to tame the big bad wolf all along?

[whosafraidofthe]

I

What???

I'm completely straight.

And the last big strong man tamed me by CUTTING MY STOMACH OPEN.

[seduceme]

I'm going to assume that wasn't a euphemism.

At least it's only the voices?

[whosafraidofthe]

It wasn't. He literally cut it open, filled it with stones and sewed it back up.

You say that as if this isn't filthy. Do I even want to know how you managed this?

[seduceme]

You're not THAT stupid, are you?

[Sends him a picture of 'his' own face with one of her telltale black cigarettes perched between the lips.]

[whosafraidofthe]

I didn't realize it's possible to feel this uncomfortable.

[seduceme]

I could have included personalised contact images.

[whosafraidofthe]

Why are you doing this.

[seduceme]

You turned away the date I had so carefully found for you.

[whosafraidofthe]

There was no connection. I'm sorry your stupid plan didn't work.

She wasn't my type.

[seduceme]

She was only meant for sex, and YOU said you didn't wan't a prostitute.

[whosafraidofthe]

Finding me an easy slut was not the answer. I don't fuck anything I don't respect.

[seduceme]

Does the same apply to who you eat?

[whosafraidofthe]

I only ATE people I didn't respect.

I might put you on the menu.

[seduceme]

Is that a promise?

[whosafraidofthe]

Sometimes I really can't tell if you're flirting or trying to get killed.

[seduceme]

Could be both.

[whosafraidofthe]

You're going to drive me to drinking.

...More than I already do.

[seduceme]

Somehow, this does little to dissuade me.

You still owe me new stockings.

[whosafraidofthe]

You say that as if I have money to replace them.

[seduceme]

You're an employee at the Xavier Institute. Money should not be an issue.

[whosafraidofthe]

I have a lot of favors to repay.

And property damage to pay for.

And booze to buy.

Most of which gets stored in Collin.

[seduceme]

[A long, long pause, and then:]

You know, I have several lovely recipes based on pork. Nothing would be wasted.

[whosafraidofthe]

And I can think of a few no-cook recipes for annoying women.

You're not cooking Collin.

[seduceme]

I could get rid of the bones too. No one would miss him.